can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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