So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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