The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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