I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I should be sponsored by Trojan
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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