There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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