There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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