I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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