problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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