You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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