we have officially lost it.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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