I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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