p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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