Buhtt sex?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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