Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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