her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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