Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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