your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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