Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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