Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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