Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize