check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Can I color on your dick again?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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