omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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