its not stalking. its research.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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