There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Say something about gay babies.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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