i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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