He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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