the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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