all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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