Don't you send me to vm
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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