Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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