When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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