Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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