The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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