belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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