just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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