ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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