There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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