PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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