Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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