Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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