How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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