As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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