If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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