HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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