just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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