I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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