Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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