just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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