It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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