I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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