i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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