im six kinds of drunk right now
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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