I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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