I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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