How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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