oh god the rape fog is back!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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