If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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