Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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