We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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