She's JV to your varsity
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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