sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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