dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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